Jabba commenting on maths is honestly laughable.

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Late Xmas pressie from a mate :)

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Woofer is slow to wake up

Volume up... Attempts to wake the doggo are unsuccessful.....

Live Deep Purple ... What Sunday is made for ...

#Gixxer

Hi Twitter. I've woke to a very very ill Minion...as in breathing like Darth Vader with very low blood oxygen ill. I may be quite quiet for a couple days....

Morning Twitter.. I shall try over the next day to catch up with messages and such. Minion has been very, very ill for 10 days now. but it's finally improving measurably. Between his immune sys issues and asthma underlying, this was quite scary. Thanks for the concern and such.

So, bit of a Minion follow up: He had double pneumonia, which in itself is ugly. For someone like him, however, with a very weak immune system, serious asthma..etc, it's easily life-threatening. He's much improved now, I think you all for well wishes. Was a shit, scary week..

An appropriate, and proportionate response. I thought he showed great restraint by doing what he did instead of feeding the scrote into a wood chipper...

Bit of psych... West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band... #vinylcollection #vinyladdict

One of the horrendous places in Boscombe that Dogknob1 gets sent to

Id wager that you couldn't have if you'd wanted to..

Shrek-ette?

HI Twitter. It's been a while. Um.. I'm sort of back, a bit at least. I'll pop in sporadically as life/mood allow. I've many messages/DM's to read/reply to - please be patient with me. Hope everyone is ok - Let's catch up as we can.. Speak Soon.