This new #brewdog Rembrandt / Van Gogh / VanDerWalk/ Vengaboys inspired Dutch Pilsner has an André Rieu, Paul Sturrock and Paul Verhoeven infused hoppy-ness. #CraftNotCrap #ShareTheBeerLove #rembrandt #Vengaboys

To my followers: do better

World In Action - Granada TV 1963 - 1998. This is the classic theme, variously credited to Jonathan Weston, Shawn Phillips and Mick Weaver. The theme used over the end titles oozes late 1970s melancholia. Scarred for Life Looks Unfamiliar

What a "flavour of the moment TV and / or Film" tells us about a longstanding and entirely unrelated issue. For example. What "The Last Of Us" tells us about High Speed Train services in England.

"I'm a desperate, freelance journalist who spent a day doing something wacky, while a photographer took staged photographs of me interacting with the public. Then I wrote a trite, humourless article. This is what I learned".

Twitter. It's like pinging yer neighbour's windies and running away

Is INSERT NAME OF TELEVISION SHOW the new INSERT NAME OF TELEVISION SHOW WHICH HAS JUST CONCLUDED?

Do you remember a TV show from the 1970s?

Does anybody else remember that advertisement for something back in the 1980s?

Recruiters MS Dynamics 365 is an ERP system designed for large companies to control every aspect of their business. HR/Production/the works. MS Office 365 is software you are cajoled into buying for your kids as part of a laptop deal. So yes I can see why you'd get confused

Anybody else remember something that happened previously? Wasn't it great? It was like Spangles multiplied by disturbing public information films and Brian Cant driving a Sinclair C5 while Derek Griffiths sings "Build Yourself A Word"

He speaks for us all.

This uncooked, raw burger was served up in KFC Belfast KFC.

Sitting in departures and I feel I should be shouting down a phone "well tell them the synergy is down 4% and we need yardage over the noise. Just do a flange McClatchy on the upside and take 10 grand'

"What do you mean we don't have any spoon monkeys? Speak to Dax in HR and tell them to source some from Moonbase"

Think it's time to walk irritatedly backwards and forwards outside Starbucks while howling "buckets and artichokes? From Singapore?" I fucking hate airports on weekday afternoons. It's like a LinkedIn wet dream

International Vinyl Record Gatekeeper Day, sorry Record Store (sic) Day, my arse. #RSD2023

Musk takes over "I'm absolutely, definitely leaving Twitter". Musk charges for blue ticks "I'm absolutely, definitely leaving Twitter". Zuckerberg launches Threads "I'm absolutely, definitely leaving Twitter". Musk rebrands Twitter as X "I'm absolutely, definitely leaving X"

If you think your Tweet will deliver the knockout blow, or the gotcha which rights all those wrongs then...there are better things to devote your energies to.

And with that, we're done