To Belgium, home of Poirot, Smurfs, Tintin , and that bookie Santa tries to avoid.

To Luxembourg, Luxembourg, which I think was a character in "Catch 22"

In Pars, which after much great turmoil and outrage finally got "Emily in Paris" to move to Rome.

To Andorra la Vella Andorra, which is the greatest villainess name ever

To Bilbao, where everyone knows the museum but no one remembers Jim. Jim is nice.

In Madrid, where Santa just asked for my Christmas bonus back because of a "bad investment," which is his phrase for "making children happy."

In Tunisia, known as Tatooine depending on which map you use.

As we approach Brazil I am reminded of the classic poem that I just wrote that goes "I can't take this anymore/Please Dancer/Fly me away."

Approaching Trinidad and Tobago and the realization my eyes are now frozen open and I can no loner blink.

Deleted Scenes from the "Star Wars Holiday Special"

To Greenland. Sometimes I wonder what my life would be life if I hadn't helped Santa move that couch into his van and wound up in a pit on the North Pole.

In Nunavut, Canada. Each year we deliver 12 billion gifts. Each year we get seven thank you letters, five clearly written by Santa.

In Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada. Time for me to finally eat dinner, otherwise known as the Floam I found left on the floor of the sleigh since 1993.

From Bermuda to Puerto Rico to back to the North Pole to find every elf drunk and pairing off with various toys.

Merry Christmas!!!

Happy Hanukkah!

Happy #BoxingDay, when Santa stores all the elves in boxes until next November so we can't look for better jobs in the offseason.

Happy #BoxingDay

Still time to watch this, with Christmas tree lights reflecting on the screen.

Let's get ready for 2025 #HappyNewYear #NewYear #NewYearsEve