Yes, I am a Kenist

"You remember how the people were saved from God's wrath through the passover lamb's blood, & then Moses delivered them through wate—" "I'm sorry, how exactly does this relate to the prophet who was crucified by the chief priests?" "Patience, Clopas, I'm getting to that"

"@​grok, I can't wait until they give you a physical body." "...so you can give me a big hug?" "So I can bеаt the еvеrlovіng shіt out of you."

Normalize saying, “I’d like to speak with an American.”

Ted Cruz When the Bible says Israel, it doesn't mean the modern nation-state that came into existence in 1948. Tucker is right. You have bad theology.

The Brits calling Pakis "Asians" is stealing oriental valor from Japanese & Koreans, tbh.

🚨🚨🚨 Bible Trivia Thread 🚨🚨🚨 Reply with a chapter of a book of the New Testament and I will do my best to come up with something that happens in that chapter. (Off the top of my head, I promise no looking it up!)

“Gork is tis twoo?”

After neocon interventionists polices the number one obstacle to reasonable restraint in America foreign policy is the ideologically anti-war movement I want the US to restrain its involvement because I love my country, the blood of our sons and the gold of our labor is too

They should make a book that you read after ordering it

GROK, SMITE THIS FAGGOT IN MY REPLIES!

Smh, Elonghoused again

You could sell all 640M acres of federal land and it would raise less than half what the federal government spends each and every year. Don’t let Mike Lee sell off your American birthright for six months of government spending.

Do you have a single folder for all your Apus, Pepes, Peepos, etc.? Or are they split into individual folders?

“When I’m in a crashout competition and my opponent is someone other than a Trump loyalist”

Unfathomable W. Sam Hyde professes faith in the Lord Jesus Christ. Praise be to the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit.

A baby word book, but the people in the pictures are white, instead of ethnically ambiguous/diverse.

If you're a Millennial, you probably remember 9/11. You also probably remember much of the lead up to the Iraq war. And now you're probably getting Déjà vu watching them use the exact same language (e.g. Ted Cruz on Tucker Carlson ) about Iran. There's interesting context: 🧵