Twitter is the best Medication for the side effects of life.

Like they say, if it ain't broke, break the fucking shit out of it

Being a procrastinator is awesome. You always have something to do tomorrow and nothing to do today.

Don't forget to be a little weirdo today

For Lent, I gave up counting how many Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups I eat.

On to the slow-motion disaster

i bet you taste like rain clouds and whiskey

Just found my expenses from 22 yrs ago when I had my apartment... I cook and groceries every month was $80. Cell phone bill was $20 a month. Internet and cable were $40

Healing means learning to take care of your broken parts without hating yourself for having them.

lifespan outruns health span

Of course I talk baby talk to my dogs, how else are they supposed to understand me?

I've got front row seats to the shitshow that is me.

Started toking again.

Don’t you hate it when people answer their own questions? I do.

can we just skip to the part of the story where everyone gets exactly what's coming to them, already.

Jesus went willingly to the cross.

Sometimes, the most beautiful thing you can do is show up for yourself.

"Man, this sucks"- Jesus

Snorted coke off a Mötley Crüe cassette case in the front seat of a lowered Escort GT at a Ratt concert back in 89’ we didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you now.

Where's our old tweets like favstar used to show us? help please