enamorada

this diva

a bitch who’s name starts with an M hate to see me coming

no one at work cares about the Victoria Secret fashion show 🙄🙄

i have to speak my mind about this. i found out this morning that a girl i used to go to elementary school voted for trump. it broke my heart because she has become one of the people that placed me and her in ESL simply because we had “ethnic” last names.

nah that’s not funny. you could of said big back but you HAD TO SAY fat ass

me: maybe jack n the box? him: trust me there’s none near us TGATS SO BIG BACK

“okay i have a boner, get out”

i fuck w safari

golden goose are so fugly. before y’all hate 😭i have the funds to buy them but they physically REPULSE me

Nah everything else aside this is the funniest narration of a video ive ever fucking heard😭😭😭😭

ramon asked if i get a spring break. i work corporate….

Stop eating at Mexican restaurants if you out here screaming to deport them Ugly ass hoe

everyone posting cute stories of their january recap and this is what january has felt like to me

my mom: hasta coca cola nos traiciono

the day my brother taught my ex how to half swipe was the day i died