Me aged 12 getting ready to log on to MSN messenger for the evening

In 3-6 months we'll be seeing an OnlyFans promo from this exact flat

This is how the French prob felt right before the overthrow

Think I downloaded the wrong 'Late Night with the Devil'

This remains and will continue to be one of the most important images of the decade. Our nuclear doomsday clock.

We’re probably at 6 o’clock now.

Oh, sister. We’re on drugs. 💕

SNL deleted their 'Legally Blonde: The Musical' teen production parody from their YouTube Channel so I am re-uploading it bc it is important for the culture

I have the paper towel habit of a much richer man.

for some reason whenever this video comes across my tl i have to watch it on loop at least 4 times. it is mesmerizing to me

happy birthday jennifer garner!

TurboTax: does all of this information look accurate to you?

me:

the nicest, mildest woman in the office is on a teams call and has just chuckled and said 'you know, i could go off. i could go off. you wouldn't like it, but i could go off' and i've never been more scared in my life. i want her to go off

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but do not get a dog if you don’t like talking to white people.

someone told me : “listen to your body whisper so that you don’t have to hear it scream” & that rly resonated w me

If you're a night owl, like 30% of people, then you have a disability in the modern world.

'When a night owl is forced to wake up too early their prefrontal cortex remains in a disabled off-line state, like a cold engine after an early morning start. An adult’s owlness or