Y’ever feel like you owe it to the burger to not get stuffed on the fries?

Look officer, the only thing around here looking to “stir up shit” is my lower intestine or more accurately my intestinum crassum.

The pleasure was all mine!! She’s truly one of the best folks out there!

couldn’t sleep because I realized winnie the pooh and jack the ripper have the same middle names

I’m really glad Lin-Manuel Miranda got his $96,000.

Cruising ‘round town blasting that hot n’ fresh ASMR

Fond of fawns. And fonts.

While mass extinctions are like a large scale delete button, they also helped trigger the creation of new species on.natgeo.com/3nvN196

If you only have time to read one story today, make it this one. Exhaustive investigation and research by the very talented Janet French. #ableg #cbc cbc.ca/news/canada/ed…

So...I just realized...I've been calling Swiss Chard, Arctic Char...

Search: Paleo diet...pickles?

Alright kids, now before dinner make sure that you pray...that your sports team beats the other sports team.

#DirtBuffetCabaret features: Leif Ingebrigtsen (he/him) listening to a song that he hasn't listened to since his mother's passing & sharing the story why.

This ones for you mom. #dirtbuffet2017

Luggos covered in bruzzies. Must have been #smarshnart

Wishbone was the original sparknotes.

Larguardars still covered in buzzanies! Must have been #Slarshfort

So are we all just quietly done with bitmojis?

I just realized this is Marge finding her hair style...

I don’t wanna live in a world where Fox cancels Brooklyn 99 but keeps News