tryna be like this, just in our bag & genuinely growing together while being each others biggest flex. some fuck everyone else type shit

Well, how about I post the two of them next to each other? Repost of fun skinny dipping late at night shenanigans!😳💗

I had to explain to a man that period blood isn’t like just liquid blood and that it’s more similar to a Venom type creature

so many of you want a golden retriever boyfriend but are you strong enough to old yeller him when the time comes

“indica dominant” “sativa dominant” where are the submissive strains???? things to ponder

five nights at freddy’s? no thanks. five nights with my beautiful wife? yes please!

fumbling a weird girl is worse than fumbling a hundred bad bitches

I enjoyed the part in FNAF when she says "It's not just their ghosts in the animatronics... it's their BODIES." Like how is that a twist, it would be surprising learning this in the opposite order. But once I accepted the ghosts I had assumed the bodies were at one time here

just seen a fnaf fan say that ‘m*tthew lillard isn’t prepared for gay ppl to be obsessed with him’ like the man was in scream. And scooby doo. hes got a degree in internet gays loving him.

mitski says she’s fine with it but I think it’s genuinely tragic that her song where she says “my love is mine all mine” was turned into “my partner is all mine” & not what it is, which is her singing about how her love, her literal loving soul, belongs to her & cannot be taken

i loved hearing about your situationship. notice how no one has ever said this to u

girlie pop u are not a failure u just need to take a lil nap and be nice to ur lil mind that’s all

do y’all remember when megan first got mega exposure and the first thing she did was organize a “hottie beach cleanup” and people actually showed up lol i always think of that and it just reminds me why i stood behind her in the first place like she actually GIVES AF

nice spotify link. did you know the sun has shone brighter and the moon has looked more beautiful every day since i’ve known you.

why would I play a “cozy video game” when I can play a video game that makes me so mad that I cry