I spent my skinny years thinking I was fat asf now im fr fat im mad

me flirting: let’s take a shot

why is every male in america in their early 20s developing a severe to moderate golf addiction

This has been my mood allllll 2020 and it’s still not getting any better 😂

like this tweet if you have been personally victimized by the molly's staircase

You would think online classes in college would be easier, but let me tell you I cry over it minimally 2-3 times a day 😂

You experience all different types of emotions going to the campus bars in Oshkosh

My Uber driver last night: “uh I hope this isn’t creepy to say, but you smell really good” 🥴 my awkward self: “yeah that was creepy but thank you”😂

You ever look at somebody and be like I’m glad this didn’t work out 😭😭😭😭

I know it’s been a long week when I get mad after trying to use my car key fob to scan and open my apartment door and it doesn’t work 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

Dear eight pound, six ounce, newborn baby Jesus, please make this Wisconsin cold weather go away 🥶😩

Them: who tf cries when they're angry?? Me:😭

being tan just makes you feel prettier

sorry i’m late i sat on my bed in a wet towel for 43 mins staring at my phone

My room be so clean then BOOM i need a outfit