Do you guys think that Hayden Hathaway is a man or woman? #GenderNeutralProblems

So my job title is deckhand... But I swear I don't do anything other than just snooping through customers' stuff... #NeptuneEmployeeProblems

hey Andy Allen...

#AngelDuncanProblems trialmockers.tumblr.com/post/357555630… Angel Duncan

It's not a real scuba dive until Hayden Hathaway and Resnick bring the hard liquor. #FirstDrinkLastDive... UNLESS YOU'RE Reggie Rodgers !!

Inappropriate case theories: Tran's fear of water is a lie. He killed Lee Allen while hangin out in the Hepburn.

Inappropriate case theories: Andy Allen planned the whole thing. Jokes. Totally appropriate.

Yeah, let's just be honest. I was high the whole time. But Lee was on coke which is why he swung the knife at me #realtalk

My boss is better than yours. #NeptuneEmployee

Aww yeah. (I'm going to pretend that this is about me) RT Angel Duncan: My boss is better than yours. #NeptuneEmployee

The password to Andy Allen's iPad was "hiringadivecompanytokillmyhusbandloliamsopro"... should I have mentioned that in my affidavit?

#NeptunePolicies "We'll kill your spouse and you still won't get a refund... we gotta make that $1.6M somehow"

@ccbozman Oh yeah? Well I'm useful as long as I have my cocaine... *sniffsniffsnort*

I hear that Reggie Rodgers & QA are co-hosting a party tonight. Good thing you're only afraid of water and not hard liquor, Tran ;)

#LT So difficult to set up the divers' equipment hungover. Reggie Rodgers Chef Bondo and Hayden Hathaway ALWAYS gotta bring the booze...

You've got to be kidding...

FIESTA AHORA! Donde esta el cocaine?! #PartyNeptuneStyle