Look he isn’t Tiger, but he also isn’t not Tiger.

was just thinking the same thing

Masters Burner Final 🇺🇸 Ryder Cup Team: Scottie Scheffler Bryson DeChambeau Xander Schauffele JJ Spaun Russ Henley Harris English Justin Thomas Patrick Cantlay Collin Morikawa Ben Griffin Cameron Young Chris Gotterup

Who’s the funniest East Lake winner?

I have decided that I am done talking about golf for the night. Thank you.

ANTHONY KIM- A TRUE PATRIOT AND VERY MAGA (UNLIKE GOOFY GAVIN) HAS BEEN “RELEGATED” BY 54- SAD AND UNFAIR! ANTHONY IS PRO ICE, ANTI TRANS, AND A “SOLID HANG”- THE PGA TOUR WOULD BE SMART TO ADD HIM BACK (JUST LIKE TRUMP DORAL-THANK YOU ERIC!) LETS MAKE AMERICA AND THE PGA

fuck this guy

“WHACKO” NIEMANN (THEY SAY HE’S THE “SECOND BEST GOLFER IN THE WORLD) BUT IF HIS WINS DON’T EVEN COUNT, THEN HOW IS HE THE SECOND BEST??? MAKES NO SENSE! THE “LIV TOUR” IS JUST LIKE SLEEPY JOE- WEAK! WHACKO SHOULD LISTEN TO MY GOOD FRIEND “JEB!” AND GET OUT OF THE RACE!

MOT

PATRIOTS! MY “INSIDERS” ARE TELLING ME THAT KEEGAN BRADLEY, WHO’S AUNT PAT WAS A REAL “GAMER”, HAS CHOSEN ME, YOUR FAVORITE BURNER, TO REPRESENT TEAM USA AT BETHPAGE (SHOULD HAVE BEEN AT BEDMINSTER- SAD!) I TOLD HIM NO PATRICK REED- NO DEAL! PATRICK IS TOUGH, BIG, AND STRONG-

…that crew neck “fuqs”

Don’t let Trump or Doral distract you from the fact that The Travelers is once again a signature event. We’re dancing here in the mb house

What happened to big changes to the schedule? Lame as fuck.

Short Game King wearing a hoody is provocative.

Soly losing to everyone

“COLLYPOP” MORIKAWA- A LITTLE CHILD, IS CURRENTLY CONTENDING AT EAST LAKE. COLLIN, A LIBERAL HACK, HAS A LITTLE DOG WITH SMALL SHOES (DID HE BORROW THEM FROM SHIFTY SCHIFF?) AND HAS HAD MORE CADDIES THAN SHINNECOCK (ACTUALLY A DUMP!) MAYBE COLLIN SHOULD FOCUS MORE ON HIS

The Lad.