Playing G2 @GarageGlasgow this Friday. Reckon we'll be on jeest efter 9.

@themodernleper9 Rob/Ross/Donald no longer has the privilege of carrying our shit for us.

@GarethCroll nice one, see ye in there. #onlyacouplemyarse

Aggressive Stuart McMillan

Fag lit at first attempt on Buchanan St. #itsnawthatbadhere #HurricaneBawbag

Ya dancer!! #ElClasico

Yaaass man!! #ElClasico

Bugger. Barca were 9/2 at 1-0 down too. #captainhindsight #ElClasico

So, Khan fight not on til 4am it seems... #notworththeeffort

Can't wait to see We Were Promised Jetpacks on Friday!! #moreexcitingthanxmas

“JLB: anewhope? How ye's?” aye, naw bad Freddie.. Nice tache.

“Stuart McMillan: DBrodie 2-0 barca by any chance? #ElClasico” Nah, scorecast 2-1 Barca, Messi first.

Hills and mountains are Hoora good. And Rum.

"You couldn't find the rivers and mountains, they were not on the map. The true places never are. They're only inside you and me."

Seriously thought - turn the TV off, and go and see a band you've never seen before. Find a gig, pay in, and forget Ed Sheeran exists.

CONVINCE people you can expertly play the bagpipes by picking up a set of bagpipes and having a fucking stab at it. /via @_w0z_

Dutch souvenir: n. A little something brought back in the urethra to surprise the wife and help you remember Amsterdam.

Hoora noisy....#ksf youtube.com/watch?v=xFcYO9…

Next time you're bored, stick on a pair of hearphones and listen to 'Game of the century' by Olympic Swimmers. You won't regret it. PG