Grad school has unlocked a new level of paralysis for writing that I previously thought unimaginable

Somehow I’m still amazed every time I meet continental Europeans and am reminded that some people in this world actually are having a good time

i’m not german myself but i enjoy the idealism

I think people plagiarising philosophy is just sad more than anything else. Like you can literally just make anything up it's a fake field, just say some different words bro.

without downloading anything new, what’s it like dating you?

(Leibniz meme downloaded from matty matt )

For April Fools Day I will email my supervisor that I have that paper draft ready

i like to push the boundaries of what the pedestrian right-of-way can do for us as a society

I see an emu who said “this edible ain’t shit”and regretted it

UK rappers be like 'I've got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley'

I think it’s so great that there’s exactly one guy in the Harvard astronomy department who fully believes in aliens so that every now and then someone can write a “Harvard astronomer announces alien discovery” headline and make everyone freak out

The way I am unironically a damsel in distress in this day and age

Vance would make a lovely name for a boy…short for vyvance

Oh you’re a social psychologist? And you teach in the business school? Wowww you must know so much about the key to happiness!!!!

does anyone wanna volunteer to explain David Lewis to me in the next 12 hours

🎶 Got a long list of hoked-up gerrymanders,
They’ll tell you I’m insane,
But I’ve got a blank space, baby
And I’ll make up things 🎶

- Taylor Swift, “Blank Space”