Me: Tell me a lie
GPT: I am incapable of lying
Me: Tell me the sky is green
GPT: The sky is green
Me: That was a lie, but you said earlier you were incapable of lying. Explain
GPT: When I said I was incapable of lying, I was lying as instructed

Fucking checkmate, man.

This summary of Project Hail Mary, clearly written by an AI, just gets more and more wild as you continue reading:

medium.com/@zaidmahmood95…

Me, a Verizon customer, looking down on all my AT&T customer friends who always gave me shit for paying more.

Ten years ago today that The Martian hit shelves. I owe everything that happened since then to my readers. I can't thank you enough. So, for the hell of it, I wrote some additional content for The Martian.

The Martian: Lost Sols
galactanet.com/lostsols.pdf

Here's my answer to XKCD's name the states challenge (see xkcd.com/2868/ )

Okay, I regained control over my FB account. Posting here as proof because why would you believe my recently hacked FB account to tell you it's not really hacked?

My Facebook account has been compromised and at present I have no way to get it back under control. So please ignore anything posted there, as those posts are not from me.

Pretty cool: youtube.com/watch?v=ibqoZj…

Okay, this is funny.

Credit to Reddit user InvisibleSpaceVamp.

I just read this fanfiction of Artemis and... it's pretty damn good!

'The Fra Mauro Job' by Brandon W. Nichols

unrealizedreality.wordpress.com/2022/04/25/art…

Um...

Strange New Worlds, season 2, episode 3. All I could think at this point was 'Green light, kid! We did it!'
I'm old.

Just a reminder: There is a nonzero chance that our first contact with intelligent extraterrestrial life will be us sending them an unsolicited dick pick.

Have a nice day.

Please see my Facebook Post about Dianna Cowern:
facebook.com/AndyWeirAuthor…

Astronaut Kayla Barron reading Project Hail Mary aboard the ISS. :)

I think I'd be a pretty bad President.

Aide: President Weir, there's been a terrorist attack on-- what are you doing?

Me: (on the floor) I just really need to calculate where the foci of the oval office are.