Michael Kim Derek McGinty Sports Illustrated simon crosse Usain Bolt having that name is like if Michael Phelps was named Michael Fins.

Now THIS is how you recruit people to your religion. Sign me up 🙋🏻‍♂️

@leoeinaudi Sam Altman Being faux deep is Silicon Valley’s greatest past time.

Manny Petty Fred Delicious 🍆 Kim Kardashian Man I thought Kenny G had enough money to not be showed off like a puppy 😂

How’s the saying go? If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.

Fire you whole marketing department 🤢

Didn’t forget my 🏀 this time

I have a new mortal enemy. Non-Hispanic guy at the table next to me at a Mexican restaurant just ordered a “Cerveza”

feminist next door I was out walking behind a friend when a couple guys cat called her, but realized I was with her and they apologized..to me

Protests against police brutality and racism throughout the country. Tech VC’s:

Tech people in Miami are the new Vegans and Cross Fitters. How do you know they’re one? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.

@wordstern Southwest Airlines Guitar Center Me when my noise-cancelling headphones won’t work against 200 ukuleles

Signed a new 3 year lease for my business and upgraded the toilets. Now I kinda get what Steve Ballmer was so excited about 🚽

I miss checks and balances

California tradition: In N Out trip right after landing back from a vacation.

Yeah off-roading went well…

Easiest way to keep the office/warehouse guys happy. Kanpai Foods isaac

You gotta chill Uline

We’re all getting lapped by a brand that works on a laptop keyboard and touchpad. No excuses. Just put in the work.