*Cough* Foakes

Car insurance companies are weird. Load my renewal by £200 (no accidents or points) and then seem surprised when I go elsewhere. Load it by £10 and I’d probably stay.

I like Isak but never worth £150m

I’ve never identified with a sportsman more in my life. James Wade, I salute you.

Pundits ITV, Comms BBC

England’s bowling has been generally awful. India got at least 76 more than they should have.

Why do bowlers do that, for the sake of one run on day 1?

A middle stump review, you should lose all remaining reviews.

I’ll say it again, middle stump review and you lose all reviews

Smug twat in Portugal insisted on his crap spurs stream on the TV, only to see them get spanked 4-0. Happy birthday to me.

R.I.P Jim Lovell, a true pioneer

At least going to be back in work after 2 weeks off will be fun 😁

That’s never a penalty

Not a great fan of the Hundred but the win predictor is the most pointless thing ever.

Well played Tommy Fleetwood

West Ham are dreadful, promoted sides got a real chance to stay up.

FFS, Saka and Odegaard injured

Well done ESR

Well done Tommy Fleetwood absolutely deserved