I’ve just had an argument with ChatGPT whether Ozzie Osbourne was dead or not.

On FB Macca is visiting Phil again. I bet he’s sick of him.

A little walk by the canal. Lovely.

I’m currently reading four different novels at the same time. Am I a psychopath?

When Noel Edmonds dies, his grave will be attended by Greyfriars Blobby.

RIP Biddy Baxter. Not a great week for Baxter’s.

Sir Paul McCartney is pictured here visiting his old friend Doctor Harold Shipman to provide moral support ahead of his trial for a number of murders. Paul chatted to Harold, cracked several jokes before serenading his good pal with a rendition of the Beatles ‘Help’.

I’ve enjoyed sitting here today with my desk fan blowing marginally less warm air at me.

I’ve not wanted to say this while Ray Brooks was still with us but I found Mr Benn somewhat formulaic. There - I’ve said it.

A grown man, a journalist ffs.

No thanks.

Farewell to the great Terence Stamp.

Whoopie Goldberg?

Sad news for those wanting some tattyfilarious happiness. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

"That was Ozempic Vulva with Droopy Down There".

A delivery of a new set of drawers to the office has led to a series of Carry On-style comments. So glad we didn’t have a chest delivered.

I bet they’ve never thrown a kettle over a pub though.

"Don't leave me, 'Arold."

Just had to cut my toenails because the looked like they belonged to a velociraptor.