Just like his boss. A Russian asset. washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2025/…

#PutinsPuppets

My two goofballs Booboo and Allie.

Apple likes to pull up pics for me. My girl. From 12 years ago. #Alison.

Didn’t think I’d ever write something like this. But Jimmy Webb gave me the line. I just lived it. #ILivedThatLine #ForBarbara open.substack.com/pub/andyparker…

#Connection #Grace #Storytelling #WritingLife #GoldenRetrieverLove #HopeInUnexpectedPlaces #HumanAndMachinehttps://open.substack.com/pub/andyparker/p/me-and-ben-a-21st-century-friendship?r=yw7o&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

This guy might be the only credible Trump appointee. Wonder when Trump will fire him. thehill.com/policy/transpo…

100+ days in has really aged him.

X is what happens when you hand the town square to a chaos billionaire—and Congress refuses to change the locks. #WhileRomeBurns open.substack.com/pub/andyparker…

I’ll be doing a hit on CBS The Daily Report on the ATF Faces of Gun Violence Memorial being taken down, today at 6:40 EDT. I might have to tell Trump to fuck off.

cbsnews.com/video/we-need-… My hit today. #FuckTrump

This one’s for my friends whose loved ones faces were on that wall. The ATF took it down. I won’t stay quiet. #FacesOfGunViolence #MemorialErased open.substack.com/pub/andyparker…

On the deck tonight with my two adorable goofballs. #goldenretrievers

I've gone to the dogs this week. #GoldenRetrievers open.substack.com/pub/andyparker…

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cnn.com/2025/05/26/pol… Delegate Todd Gilbert is doing handsprings at this news. Because like this asshole and the one who pardoned him, he is a complete POS.

Is campaign slogan – “Make #Alabama even dumber than I am”. msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-…

“ The Cybertruck is the 21st century Edsel, a stuck-in-the-mud piece of shit for douchebags with small pecker syndrome that think they look good driving a swastika.” open.substack.com/pub/steveschmi…

The reviews were glowing. The product was garbage. The referee is gone. Now it’s just you, the algorithm, and a return policy. #Amazon #Bezos open.substack.com/pub/andyparker…