'I'd never accept anything less than an inquisitively laid egg on my breakfast table.'

.God how did you know that some people wouldn't be able tell the difference between mysterious ways and no ways at all? Genius.

New season approaching! Just taken delivery of 2016 kit funded by RAFCA and supplied by Decade-Europe Thanks!

Coming any day now the new Aston Hill membership scheme, be one of the first to sign up! All information and how... fb.me/29YjLNXyo

@britishdownhill British Cycling Hopefully they're getting completely rebuilt, they were shit last season!

Enjoy your weekend, I know I will. #TGIF

My @Bird650b #Aeris guiding me nicely over the rocks at Laggan Wolftrax. RAF Cycling DH Team RAF Cycling (RAFCA)

Loving my @bird650b #Aeris! Rode down Ben Rinnes on her today, this bike is so much… instagram.com/p/BHW6IuwBRZj/

Slaying the Alps on my @bird650b #Aeris for a couple of weeks! So much fun to ride! instagram.com/p/BIBFN7Yhc-J/

Slaying the Alps on my @Bird650b #Aeris for a couple of weeks! So much fun to ride!

Ripped up some of the EWS trails at La Thuile on my @Bird650b #Aeris today, unbelievable! Awesome day!

Darren Evans ripping it up half cut in Morzine!!! fb.me/F1NiHFYN

Reached a height of 2732m on this weapon today! Hell of a view across the Alps! Loving my… instagram.com/p/BIVP3e_hx8h/

Clambered up to 2732m today on my @Bird650b #Aeris to some incredible views across the Alps...loving this bike more and more!

Another descent from over 2700m on my @Bird650b #Aeris today. Incredible views in Val d'Isère and Tignes!

We are finally ready to launch our new website and online shop! Please give it a try and let us know what you think. bird.bike

Watching Sean Conway on Discovery, what an adventure! Top boy! #goseango #epic

Sorry but if your mattress company is called 'Simba' and you don't call yourself 'The lie-in King' then I'm out pal

Sam Allardyce is a disgrace and needs to be punished, humiliated and made an example of. Therefore he should continue as England manager

An article I stumbled across today. Definitely something I plan on taking seriously 😅