"The two hardest problems in computer science are: (i) people, (ii), convincing computer scientists that the hardest problem in computer science is people, and, (iii) off by one errors." - Elon’s propaganda machine

I just want to say that trusted hardware (“Secure Enclaves”) is succeeding to a degree I did not think possible ten years ago.

One file per paper is the correct answer here, and then one folder named "figures" for all figures/images.

Matthew Green is on BlueSky The real scam is polylog. log(N)^2 > N^(1/4) for all reasonable values of N

very cute binary tree data structure indeed

Check out our new work on sublinear PIR!

#eurocrypt2023 best papers session

BREAKING NEWS: CRYPTO 2024 will take place in Santa Barbara

It still amazes me how good physicists, esp. quantum, are at naming concepts ("no cloning theorem"! "Quantum teleportation"!) while theoretical computer scientists are left with stuff like P/Poly, PCP[O(log n),O(1)] or AM[k] for the coolest of things.

Wei-Kai Lin, Ethan Mook and Daniel Wichs devised a new method for privately searching large databases. “[This is] something in cryptography that I guess we all wanted but didn’t quite believe that it exists,” said Vinod Vaikuntanathan, a researcher at MIT. quantamagazine.org/cryptographers…

🥳 Congrats Monday Fall Fest champs 🏆 Daniel Danielson

Why is there no Overleaf?

At least I’m not climbing

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