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Breaking - first picture of Keir Starmer with his new cat! No update yet on how Larry is taking it…

Ahh the alive cat strategy

cybertruck owner’s last words

Can I make a video into a ring tone?

I think I’m about to have an interesting walk down the stairs

Actually earnt my pay today.

Without downloading any new pics to your phone, what's it like dating you?

Problem is, we tried the opposite with Boris Johnson. How did that go? Government shouldn’t be fun. Government should be serious and boring and as little fun as possible. And half the problems we’re facing as a country is because the state has retreated too much

I see Bake-off is back and they’ve already set a near impossible task thanks to the fuck all time they’ve given them

Excellent piece by Tom Hamilton: dividinglines.substack.com/p/doom-and-glo…

I see people who were absolutely fine with the conservatives ruling whoever they wanted with what ever vote share or majority are absolutely horrified that Labour are ruling how they want when they have a feeble majority of 158.

Keir Starmer's son stayed in a friend's flat which if the friend had let the place out would have cost a lot of money. Starmer didn't receive any money his son literally stayed in a flat owned by a friend. If you misrepresent that as him receiving 20k you have an agenda.

Melville absolutely fine when the Tories weee doing it

Oh look Russia’s threatening nukes again (I made these in 2022)

First casserole of the autumn’s in Chaps

Just a reminder that the so called second best military in the world can’t destroy the airforce of Ukraine