Goalless at half-time in the complete and utter shambles derby

West Ham players walk out in Antonio 9 shirts

To Brighton, for the M23/A23/Crawley/Gatwick Airport T2/Avian bird flu derby that isn’t really a derby, derby

Good of Lee Chapman to come out of retirement and play up front for West Ham this afternoon

Andy Irving incoming #whufc

QPR (4 straight home wins) v Luton (9 straight away defeats)

To Stratford, where Graham Potter puts his unbeaten record at the London Stadium on the line by actually managing West Ham there

El Liam Delapico

The Cherries of Bournemouth host the Forest of Nottingham

To Berlin, for the German Masters snooker

No one has come to watch Southampton v Burnley

41 years ago at Upton Park: Clive Allen executes The Greatest Drag Back Of All Time. This was the peak of human evolution. We will never be better than this.

Glorious sunshine. Terrible football

El Crapico

Southampton, officially not the worst team in Premier League history

Rafa Nadal, stood alone on Philippe-Chatrier, watches a video of his greatest hits

Roger Federer, Novak Djokovic and Andy Murray join Nadal on court

Paris, the morning after #UCLfinal

Just Ousmane Dembele, with the Champions League trophy, at the tennis

It wouldn’t be the French Open without a spot of interpretive dance