Key fwds are hard to come by. Mids are far easier. Tell your story walking. Harry going nowhere.

Let's face it, there aren't too many players that would want to go to Melbourne at the moment.

I'm sick of hearing about Petracca already.

Given the Owies suspension and the club in no rush to offer him a contract, its conceivable he may have played his last game for Carlton.

Seriously, its enough about Petracca!!

Kate Roffey's interview with Gerard actually made things worse for them. She has no visibility on what's happening at that club at all!

Apparently Battle and Barrass are both suddenly Bruce Doull.

Geez, did she really say that??

Yes but Sam McClure knows better...for a fact. Noddy.

The master.

These Temu ads are doing my head in.

The 'For you' tab is better than the 'Following' tab.

Still hard to fathom why you would sign long term to play in front of nobody. Get your millions and play most weeks at the G for a big club aka Carlton!

Go well Doc 🙏

Kane Cornes: "Carlton are no chance this week. None. Zero. They will not win" I would have thought in a 2 horse race, you'd at least be a chance. Cant wait to hear him on Sunday morning if the Blues get up.

Happy anniversary.

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If Sam McClure says Carlton are interested in Jayden Laverde then it wont be happening and we have nothing to worry about.

Curnow out.

Port are rubbish