Eggcellent performance by @BGathletics! We are already hard at work preparing for a repeat in 2021. #AyZiggy

Governor: stay at home order extended Bowling Green: (PS this shit ain’t cute)

I don’t like you if you use unsalted butter

Idk what’s been in the air lately but... IF YOU ARENT GOING AT LEAST 5 MILES OVER THE SPEED LIMIT, GET THE F OUT OF THE LEFT LANE. Thank you :)

Sometimes the Oscar Meyer song gets stuck in my head for no reason and I catch myself singing it for 30 minutes straight.... that’s all.

I was watching a TikTok and in the comments people were legitimately saying the earth is only 2,020 years old.... I- I just can’t

I just wanted to leave something here: “You voted for a candidate endorsed by the KKK. For the rest of your life, you have to know that you voted the same way as the KKK”

This is some Simpsons style predictions 😂

I mean is there really anything better than stalking your boyfriend and seeing that he’s getting you Chick-fil-A for lunch?

Our president is not above the law. Justice serves the people — it doesn’t protect the powerful.

So I ordered DoorDash and not only was it an hour late but they forgot my apple juice.... no one talk to me for the rest of this week

Not sure why I thought transitioning to a new job and moving all at the same time would be fine. Easily top 5 “most stressed I’ve ever been” moments

I just witnessed an Amazon driver curb stomp a cicada out of pure spite. Good for him

Just here to say I still haven’t had McDonald’s and honestly I’m just as shocked as you are

Uber Eats just informed me I’m in Fusian’s top 2% for most loyal customer... Am I embarrassed? No. Did I just order from them again? Yes.

I knew I was marrying this man for a reason

You know I had fun at a haunted house when the scare actor told me to “wipe that smile off your face you ugly donkey” 🥲