Yeah. My bank balance.

Well might as well share my happiness on all platforms. 😂 Now that’s what I call a 30th birthday present. Thank you so much Robbo! ♥️✨ YNWA. P.S - This is not a drill. ❤️‍🔥

Chapter 1 para 1 of "what men want"

Tum dekh lena bhai Hume toh na dekhna

Chup bsdk. Milly hai. Duniya ko pata hai

Caste certificate beats hard work & talent.

Government's policy on playing Pakistan

Exactly kaun se yug mei BigBoss was supposed to be a "family" show? Satyug? Dwapar?

How do you wake up every morning? Me :

Grow a fucking spine

Paul Tierney is VAR btw. I'll say it again. VAR isnt the problem. Its the incompetent fucks at PGMO

Got a notification from Google about a certain cricket match. I pressed the Not Interested option. Just saying.

Fuck. Thats my password.

Inevitable 🤳😄

People in stands are more invested in the derby than the players involved #MCIMNU

Its a derby and the stand behind the goal is half empty. Lol #MCIMNU

United are sooooo bad you get delusional takes like this

Donnarumma yet to make his City debut as he is barely called into action against United for the entire 90 minutes #MCIMNU