Adnan & Tiger Lilly's next ultrasound. Adman is such a thoughtless pr*ck. #90DayFiance #HappilyEverAfter #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

Jasmine: "Can you give me Diet Coke but put it in wine glass so it looks like wine in a cup?" 90 Day Fiance viewers: "Umm, WTF? Is that so Gino doesn't know you can't drink alcohol cuz you're pregnant? You self-absorbed Tart?!" #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

Probably not a good sign when I look clock while watching 90 Day Fiance & hear myself saying "aww, sh*t, there's still 15 minutes left?!" #90DayFiance #happilyeverafter #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

Me, watching 90 Day Fiance: Week 1: Meh. Week 3: Gonna record it to watch later Week 6: Turn on TV but decide to vacuum. #Hate #90DayFiance #HuntForLove TLC Network #90dayfiancehuntforlove

Chantel: I like Rocky cuz he's so zen I think he would mellow out my personality. Viewers: From what? Boring huge boobed yawnfest to boring gigantic boobed sleepfest?! #90DayFiance #HuntForLove #90dayfiancehuntforlove

Rocky calling Chantel "VoLUMPtuous" & me holding back waiting for their 'world wind' romance... #90DayFiance #HuntForLove #90dayfiancehuntforlove

90 Day Fiance Hunt For Love: Where closeted gay guys & gossipy mean girls hookup in the hopes of milking this TLC show some more later... #90DayFiance #HuntForLpve #90dayfiancehuntforlove

90 Day Fiance Hunt For Love viewers: "Umm, where did Cortney get that pillow with Colt's photo on it? So we can avoid that store at all costs!" #90DayFiance #HuntForLove #90dayfiancehuntforlove

This show has gone on 2 hrs too long tonight! I really don't care what happens to any of these people... #90DayFiance #HuntForLove #90dayfiancehuntforlove

Only people on 90 Day Fiance that aren't nasty, ugly & ungrateful tonight are Brandon's parents. #90DayFiance #HappilyEverAfter #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

When poor Georgi from 90 Day Fiance is wishing he'd married a more modest prostitute... #90DayFiance #happilyeverafter #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

Tigerlily when Adnan scoops that new baby up & threatens to take it to Jordan. That idiot girl doesn't stand a chance. Except maybe 90 Day Fiance Last Resort. 😄 #90DayFiance #happilyeverafter #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

Matt: "Gino is at the end of his life. He'll be wearing diapers soon." - Says the guy who works out & still has t*ts #JustSayin' #90DayFiance #happilyeverafter #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

Would never justify Andrei & his obviously criminal ways, but Elizabeth's family aren't exactly angels either. Just sayin'. #90DayFiance #happilyeverafter #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

Is there such a thing as a happy Russian?! I realize Brandon's parents are a bit much but I'm guessing they paid for that house. She's is beyond ungrateful. #90DayFiance #happilyeverafter #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

"Was anyone else injured in the fire?" - Georgi's Mom meeting Darcey for the first time #90DayFiance #happilyeverafter #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

Me, refraining from commenting on Victoria from Match Me Abroad cuz she seems like such a nice girl & I know she's been through so much. But matching tattoos on a first date?! Oy. #MatchMeAbroad #90DayFiance

Girl on left: Sarah from Match Me Abroad. Girl on right: Shekinah from 90 Day Fiance. Lesson: Bimbos become identical. Kinda sad. #90DayFiance #MatchMeAbroad

90 Day Fiance Hunt For Love sucked. But this tell all has already made up for it! And the night is young! #HuntForLove #90DayHuntForLove #90dayfiance

Never thought I'd hear myself say "all these people are freaks except for Rob." Wow, how times have changed. 😄 #HuntForLove #90DayHuntForLove #90dayfiance