Yeah. You.

Hahahhhhahhahaahhah. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Are Americans really that stupid. Or is it just farming for engagement. So many time I want to jump straight in & then stop because I honestly can’t believe they are all that stupid. That said. I do remember a waitress in Florida asking my dad if we drove over from UK in 1978

Schrödinger's bowls.

Nope. Perfect. Just hope the parents of the child who is rape get to decide the most gruesome death or get to pull the trigger themselves.

I’m excited to announce that the James Blunt Museum in Herefordshire has recently been refurbished, and is now back open and accepting visitors. It really is a glorious place to take the family this summer. Please come early to avoid the queues. tripadvisor.co.uk/Attraction_Rev…

Made a comment about America’s Grifter in Charge and I suddenly got followed by loads of Magotts. So preparing for another twitter account to be suspended.

when I order my wings spicy, this is what I mean

A challenge was issued and accepted. Hold onto your lipglosses RLG Cosmetics or more importantly, your password. A new dawn may rise

Stressful day and late finish so I dropped off at Jabi Boat club for something to eat and a drink. 🤣🤣😂 don’t know whether to laugh, cry. So racist.

Time for bed. I’m seeing this gone midnight.

As many know, I love Nigeria as it’s taken me to their heart since I came here 11 years ago, so I’ll take your word, celebrate them but I’m not a football fan & don’t know what clubs they play for. The only Nigerian international match I attended was a few years ago against Ghana

Oh wow just heard one of my old clients has died. My condolences for Philipa. 😞 And despite what you think about him, I bet Jeremy Clarkson will have sent his condolences the moment he heard. Yes. He was the guy that terminated Top Gear.

Don’t say tractors. Please.

It’s called money. One has lots and requires them to look like that to maximize income and the other, Who knows.

Wait til Jean finds out neither does Liam Dahmer or Jeffery Nielsen.

I’ve contemplated going back to Nigeria like 5 times this week. I’m genuinely tired 😓 but home is equally hell. the life we’re living here is just slavery. I’m tired.

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