Real loving your neighbor has never been tried.

Imagine…you could have kebabs for breakfast and chicken tikka masala for dinner. Incredible.

Not cool!

If I find out this is my mom on a secret burner account I’m gonna be so upset.

No she looks too much like my ex it would freak me out.

First can we discuss term limits on you aborting the earth?

Now don’t blink, Tony . Keep your eyes on the water. Are you watching it? Don’t blink, ok? Ok keep both eyes on the water and make sure not to GOTCHA! Hey? heeeey? You like that? What did I tell you? I told you not to blink. Were you watching

🛬 Hello , Los Angeleeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

Muslims have Mecca, Californians have the Irvine Spectrum

Black people just aren’t very athletic

learn to code?

Some animals evolved but some are direct gifts from the heavens.

First they came for the drug traffickers. And I did not speak out. Because I was not a drug trafficker. Then they came for the violent lunatics attacking women on the subway. And I did not speak out. Because I was not a violent lunatic. Then they came for the jihadis. And I