Big bear bellies, bigger bear glories. Fat Bear Week is here.

What do you guys think of the tattoos I want to get, are they cool or am I cringe and stupid

I just went to the library and they dipped me in wax and now I’m stuck in the basement of the library and I’m covered in wax

If I never went to the seaport again in my life it would still be too soon, I think

Every week they invent a nootropic that’s meant to make you shit your pants and die

(Greeting Barack Obama at the resort I own in Cancun, he just flew in) Barack!

He went to a very orange bar last night!

It’s so hard to experiment nowadays

U2 just put their new album on my phone

Does anyone even respect union spokesmen anymore…

“Can I bum an… IDEA?” —The Man Who Smokes Thoughts (2025)

It’s Text Your Ex Halloween

ZOHRAN I AM A CHIMNEYSWEEP IN QUEENS AND I VOTED FOR YOU 120 TIMES

Woke is back, youngbloods!

Drink me grog, lad

A na’vi going on birthright to a different really big tree