Millionaire who relentlessly promoted the UK leave the European Union now moving to the European Union in a strop because the UK is now worse off after leaving the European Union. Someone. Anyone. Please, make it make sense. thelondoneconomic.com/business-econo…

One for Isabel Oakeshott to investigate Didn't you know that Isabel is a partner of Richard Tice of the business Reform Ltd? I did not. But that explains much of this madness Do you want to hear about her, David Cameron, a penis and a pig? Not now. I'm about to have Sunday lunch

Robbie Gibb and Tim Davie BBC are either unhappy with the negative reaction Laura Kuenssberg gets week after week. If so, replace her Or very happy that she is taking BBC News (UK) in a direction to undermine its credibility and move to a @GBNews model Or maybe they have no clue

I think Labour ministers have now got the measure of @bbclaurauk and her interview format Bridget Phillipson was calm and collected as Laura Kuenssberg went through her repertoire of negative body language and facial twitches

Rocco Forte will be setting up a new business venture with Brexit Charlie Mullins Somewhere in the Europe that they wanted to leave Please pack your bags now - the UK won't miss you

Here - in a complete absence of irony - @bbclaurauk interviews Armando Iannucci and Steve Coogan about the state of politics and the media in the US

Bring Donald Trump into a staged event at McDonalds And this is the result

It's politics Jim. But not as we know it Hulk Hogan provides a laughable metaphor of the desperation of the Donald Trump campaign Embarrassing bluster

It's good that The Royal Family has decided to take a lead on social issues of the day In other news, Camilla will be heading up another documentary How We Can End Drunken Antics: I'm a National Disgrace (ed: do you mean Its?)

A billionaire bought a classic Ferrari - the 250 GTO This tax dodging billionaire can't drive it The potholes in the road will wreck it. So it sits in the garage - as an investment Why not pay your taxes for a decent infrastructure of transport?

Boris Johnson, "I am actually optimistic about what a Trump presidency would bring" "When it comes to it, I think he will not want to begin his presidency as the guy who made the Soviet Empire great again" "He wants to be the guy who makes Russia... Errr.. America great again"

Can we now add Emma Barnett to this gathering of reporters?

Whatever became of that fella Anthony Bamford of JCB Is he hiding out in the hedgerows near Daylesford Farm Sneaking in occasionally for luxury £1000 hampers? Or has he now paid his £500 million to HM Revenue & Customs?

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It is true that God does in mysterious ways But I think He draws the line at Donald Trump "He's not a chosen vessel. He's a corrupt sexual predator" youtu.be/3_kKAeh6qyc?si…

Not so much Unleashed but more Unhinged A slightly sozzled Boris Johnson gives the game away in backing Donald Trump Trump will walk away from Ukraine to allow his friend Putin to make "Russia great again"

Channelling the great (and sadly late) Sean Lock Why do I have a go at Christian Horner? I just hate him (4.00) youtu.be/2CjoJiZSmus?si…

Next up on #r4today In another gotcha interview Emma Barnett interviews a hard working entrepreneur who wanted to be a billionaire But was sent to prison for running brothels

After this embarrassing stunt Christian Horner calls the @FIA to check if Derek Warwick- with a Honda dealership - will be a steward at Brazilian #F1 GP

The media is now making itself a laughing stock over this question Do Kay Burley, Beth Rigby, Laura Kuenssberg, Chris Mason et al consider themselves working people? If so, what work does this gimpery gutter of gobshite reporters in fact do?