🎥Time's Up, Humza Useless.
youtu.be/wQVFeAchnx8
#HumzaYousaf

DING DONG THE RETARDS GONE

🎥Time's Up, Humza Useless.
youtu.be/wQVFeAchnx8
#HumzaYousaf

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Is your hobby racist?

Good morning, you beautiful tweeters. 😍 I hope you have a brilliant Tuesday. 💗 💛 💖 💓 💕 😊

🎥Message from the constabulary regarding St George's Day disruption.

🎥Message from the constabulary regarding St George's Day disruption.

🎥They hate this country...
youtu.be/6iqeQK-HfMA

Ah, looks like someone's rich mates have all got shares in BAE systems and Lockheed Martin.

...One man was arrested for tomfoolery, another for fart-arsing about. One further arrest was made for gammony conduct. We will exercise zero tolerance towards these chubby, middle-aged terrorists in plastic Cross of St George capes...

🎥They hate this country...
youtu.be/6iqeQK-HfMA

There's actually a lot of evidence to suggest St George was non-binary. Interestingly, The Venerable Bede referred to George as Xi/Xim in his seminal Historia Ecclesiastica- And the red cross on a white background is thought to represent the scars of xirs top surgery. #BeKind

On the school run this morning, we walked past a sewer, my eight year old said-
'It smells like the seaside'.
I think we'll be doing overseas holidays from now on.

Looks like a cracking line up. Impartial and entertaining.

🎥DEI scumbag hires extra security.
youtu.be/JfJ2ehBZkoU