have we always been run by the lowest common denominator? or is this some new 21st century thing? this is, like, genuinely embarrassing.

shitposter is one word, governor

i know ordering the sauerkraut dish on a 9 hour flight isn’t technically t*******m but i don’t feel like it’s going to make me a bunch of friends either

screaming crying throwing up (and also considering going to see them in stuttgart)

i spent a disturbing amount of time in my youth downloading different winamp skins

dude’s eating the stuff i keep seeing in those Belzona reels

When missions in Microsoft Flight Simulator are procedurally generated based on what's nearby, you end up with gems like this. Someone is paying money to fly over this business for leisure

there’s gotta be someone out there playing world of warcraft entirely in first person, right?

Is it possible for someone to be more divorced

I have just made an insane purchase on Cars and Bids a true Automotive Journalist car i am excited to share it with you all when i can drag my ass down to South Carolina to pick it up

i’m watching a runescape video on youtube and this guy’s sponsor is ADAM & EVE ?! what

wow i sure did a lot today

Gonna be a busy week: - Fly to Munich today - Settle my… unique car insurance situation - Get home Friday afternoon - Get on a plane at 5:30am Saturday - Fly to Columbia SC - Sign a bunch of papers - Pray to god my 4000-pound mineral-oil IED survives the 760-mi drive home

thank fuck i found a local insurer that was willing to cover my new purchase without arcane bullshit limitations/requirements on storage and primary vehicle ownership and mileage it’s too long for most garages :(

pilot announced he’s got his kid on the flight and that it’ll be her first trip with her dad to amsterdam good. i like a pilot with some skin in the game

also the current asking price for every single air cooled model without a salvage title