The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain't good.

Obama Scrambling Around White House Kitchen Before State Dinner onion.com/1MuC9zX

When you chop wood on a tree stump, the stump's gotta be like, "Is this guy fucking serious right now?"

@Kev_h80 Hey bud - I am a different A. Kreisberg. Not the writer/producer. Just a boring lawyer :)

Biden Arrives Early To Set Up State Of The Union Fog Machine onion.com/1RN986A

Seems like a reasonable warning for sliced fruit

Ryan would have been obsessed with Martin Shkreli

To my dedicated followers: I am not the TV producer who made Arrow. That is a different Andrew Kreisberg. Thx.

Area Dad Informs Busboy He’s Ready To Order onion.com/1UWCtv4

Man Blames Hangover On Everything But How Much He Drank onion.com/1O2rq2v

Andre the Giant's hand holding a beer 1970s.

A truly brilliant piece from David Epstein. Wow. propublica.org/article/muscul… #

NCAA Investigating God For Giving Gifts To Athletes onion.com/20c8eTX

.Chuck Klosterman's next book is about the possibility of us being wrong about everything: vult.re/1ZzqHrg

Dear Yoenis Cespedes, Once again you have thrilled all of Met Land! We are so excited that you chose us. We love watching you play. Talk soon..

I just Google Imaged “Get My Corncob on the Down-Low” and got this:

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In Search Of A Better Life, Teen Moves Downstairs onion.com/1MWNji9

A tense prequel fully explores Back To The Future’s terrorist backstory avc.lu/21905Qr

Browns Front Office Worried They Completely Botched NFL Combine Interview onion.com/1QfpODi