Andrew Distler (@andrewdistler1) 's Twitter Profile
Andrew Distler

@andrewdistler1

Diehard fan New York Yankees, depressed fan of the New York Knicks and superfan of hot sauce NYC➡️Cornell ➡️ESPN. All views & opinions are my own. He/him

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calendar_today29-05-2013 18:28:30

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Christian (@christian_nyyst) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Do you remember back in 2008 when the #Yankees missed the postseason and then they went bananas in the offseason and added CC Sabathia, A.J. Burnett, Mark Teixeira and Nick Swisher to a team that already had Derek Jeter, Robinson Cano, Alex Rodriguez, Johnny Damon, Jorge Posada,

Shaun Morash (@shaunmorash) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I mean if Michael Jordan went 2 for 19 from the floor every playoff game and randomly had 1 50 point game when the team was already up 3-0 in a series sure.

David DeWeil (@daviddeweil) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I get why people eventually get into bird watching. A beautiful little humming bird would never run up the middle 3 straight times and then punt

Chris Vannini (@chrisvannini) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The new thing for fans of hopeless college football teams is to gather shirtless in an empty section of the stadium. Dudes rock.

Jimmy Traina (@jimmytraina) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When you get a $93 million contract, you kick meaningless field goals up 35-10 with 2 minutes left to try to cover the 27.5 point spread for boosters. Curt Cignetti ain’t no dummy.

Joe Mussatto (@joe_mussatto) 's Twitter Profile Photo

They call themselves Pete’s Peelers. And they’re here to fix OSU football by wearing banana costumes. There are no bad ideas at this point.

They call themselves Pete’s Peelers. And they’re here to fix OSU football by wearing banana costumes. 

There are no bad ideas at this point.
RedditCFB (@redditcfb) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Stanford-FSU final two minutes: -Stanford, up 20-13, knocks Tommy Castellanos out of the game on a targeting -FSU turns it over on downs -Stanford is forced to punt -FSU completes a Hail Mary, but its short and the the clock hits 0:00 -The officials add :02 back onto the

Bo McNally (@bomcnally) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Remember when FSU filed a crybaby lawsuit about Stanford joining the ACC? Now I know why…. THEY WERE SCARED OF THE TREE!!! Have a nice flight home FSU!!! GO STANFORD!!!

RedditCFB (@redditcfb) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Florida State was the strongest voice against adding Stanford to the ACC and filed suit, saying they diluted the strength of schedule of the conference.

Florida State was the strongest voice against adding Stanford to the ACC and filed suit, saying they diluted the strength of schedule of the conference.
RedditCFB (@redditcfb) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Cal, SMU, and Stanford are all currently in the top half of the ACC standings. Clemson, FSU, and UNC, the 3 teams who voted against adding them, are all in the bottom half.