The thought of putting milk in a cup of water actually sounds horrendous until you add a tea bag into that equation...

I recorded a song last night with Eminem & ED Sheeran, I had fun doing it we got some heat. #lecheminduroi #bellator

I really feel like there was a missed the opportunity to call the MCG The 'EM'CG' for the day for Eminem's concert... 🤔🤔🤔 #Eminem #EminemRapture2019 #EminemRaptureMelboure2019 #EMCG

Hey Airbnb, the room I stayed in New York was infested with bed bugs, I left there covered in itchy red bites that didn't heal for weeks. I sent photos of the bites and a refund request but for some reason you don't want to give me one. What is going on?

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LPT: If you're young, Don't forget you'll have to inhabit the same body in your 40's. Do not beat it to the ground like it's a rental.

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A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear, unless it's 3am and you're home alone and you don't have a baby.

Sometimes, I wonder if I've ever bought milk from the same cow twice?

The only good thing about the heat today, Is that your washing will be dry in about 5 minutes!

Nothing will fuck you up as much the realisation that there's no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order. #ThinkAboutIt.

Dose Mike Wizowski wink or blink? #ThinkAboutIt

Did you know, 3.14% of Sailors are Pi Rates.

Just paid our Internet Bill whilst taking a dump, What a time to be alive. #Technology

66,742 #MCGCROWD

What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of Cleaning slave and her name was Mozzarella. #ThinkAboutIt

Has anyone else ever noticed that there's a D in 'Fridge' but not in 'Refrigerator' #ThinkAboutIt

Why is it called 'Boob Sweat' and not 'Humidititties'?

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