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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t theonion.com/this-war-will-…

At some point there is going to be a reckoning about why a brain-damaged, clearly erratic man was allowed to continue being a senator for the Democratic Party.

Musical icon Paul Williams is partnering with Sam Pressman to bring a musical adaptation of PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE to the stage. dlvr.it/TLPyMx

how fuckin dumb do you have to be to get your ass handed to you by Tucker

The only time it’s acceptable to call it “X” is if you say the full “X, The Everything App” in a mocking tone.

Living in a world where literal masked men can just abduct children off the street and it’s backed by the Republicans (and 75 Democrats)

So what I'm thinking is that we get a real dramatic moment of him recording the song while the producers look on in awe, score swelling, maybe a line about how he's a genius laid over it. Anyone ever do this before?

Kinda absurd seeing some snarky “uhhh turning into??” retorts to this. Did you really think she was gonna say it’s always been the worst? She’s harassed by racists like every single day. She’s being harassed over this statement right now

my fiance got a mild head injury the other night so every once in a while I’ll casually mention Israel or Iran around him to check if he got Fetterman’d

What Ted Cruz says in this clip makes me 100 times more scared as a Jewish person than anything Zohran Mamdani has ever done

There really seems to be a concerted effort to blame her for every decision a production makes that could not have possibly been made by her

Rachel Zegler: *does exactly what the director told her to do* The New York Post:

SAULNIER HALLOWEEN THRILLER WE HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE BACK

can they please stop making these

28 Years Later: Just as he rejuvenated the zombie 23 years ago, Boyle swerves in so many ways to revive something limp into a shockingly moving and funny film. I basically cried for the entire last act. Looks *incredible.* My favorite Ralph Fiennes performance. Adored it

I would lowkey agree with this if poor people didn’t regularly save what little money they have to go to west end/broadway shows too and this song in particular wasn’t a commentary on the empty words from lib politicians pretending to care about the people

There is nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from Hot Saw Summer

fixed it