Andre Mrz (@andremirza) 's Twitter Profile
Andre Mrz

@andremirza

ordinary person…. love to cycle

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calendar_today25-09-2009 03:36:53

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🗣️ Nani: “One day Alex Ferguson asked us if someone could take him home after the weekend's game against Fulham. I said to him: 'Okay boss, I'll take you back, no worries'. 🚘 Then during the match, at 2-1, we got a penalty and I asked Giggs to let me take it. He accepted but I

🗣️ Nani: “One day Alex Ferguson asked us if someone could take him home after the weekend's game against Fulham. I said to him: 'Okay boss, I'll take you back, no worries'. 🚘

Then during the match, at 2-1, we got a penalty and I asked Giggs to let me take it. He accepted but I
Sal Di Stefano (@mindpumpsal) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Men socialize by insulting each other, but they don’t really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting each other, and they don’t really mean it either.

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Mohammad, a child of Arab parents, was enrolled in a school in New York... On the first day, his teacher asked, ‘What is your name?’ The boy replied, ‘Mohammad’. ‘From now on, your name is Harry, as you are in America,’ she said. In the evening, when he came back, his mother

Calon Gubernur Jabar 2034 (@jakartalk) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Gol Iran dianulir karena bola sudah out, fans Iran ada yang menunjukan gestur duit duit pake tangannya. Duit dari mana bang? 😭 Anggaran negara gua udah buat MBG 😭😭

Pink Floyd 💎 (@just_pinkfloyd) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun Shine on you crazy diamond Now there's a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky Shine on you crazy diamond You were caught in the crossfire of childhood and stardom, blown on the steel breeze Come on you target for

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Hey, you, out there in the cold Getting lonely, getting old Can you feel me? Hey, you, standing in the aisles With itchy feet and fading smiles Can you feel me? Hey, you Don't help them to bury the light Don't give in without a fight Hey, you, out there on your own Sitting

Mukul Dekhane (@dekhane_mukul) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A WIFE Sends a Message to Her HUSBAND WIFE: “Honey, please don't forget to buy bread when you're coming home from work and lest I forget... Your girlfriend Elizabeth is also here and says hello to you.” HUSBAND: Who is Elizabeth? WIFE : Nobody, I just wanted you to respond, so