I found vegeta (a balkan seasoning) at Metro and put it in the beef stew I made and my god what a life changer

real ape heads know gorillas are actually lazy bastards who just sit in the jungle farting and eating leaves I would rather befriend one than fight them

Bowmanville Harkonnen: Doug FRAUD is a LIBERAL in a blue tie he's a CHEERLEADER for CARNEY Doug Ford:

thinking of the heath ledger's joker ass videos he used to make about justin

what did i know🤔

I dreamt that Trudeau was tired of PP bad mouthing him during the campaign and was chasing him around in circles in a hotel lobby trying to superman punch him and PP would dodge and try and superman punch him back and for some reason addam was trying to break up the fight

american friend has learned about the majesty that is toronto's angular planes😌

working on a new innovation: bosnian jamaican jerk chicken (it's just jerk seasoning mixed with vegeta and you dip the chicken in kajmak)

how it feels speeding up yonge street on an electric bikeshare off a few belgian strong beers when the line 1 shuttle buses are running and the wind is blowing over your scalp

non-balkan eastern european friends decided to watch a video about bosnia's political system

on my last rugby tour our coach was looking for a bar in north amsterdam and found a place called 'sexyland' and thought it sounded cool so we walked there he didn't realize it was a gay bar until we got in and stood at the bar like this for 5 minutes before leaving 😭💀

teammates were saying our ages in the changeroom once and when we said '199-' the 18 year old dudes would be like 'NINETEEN?? Like the NINETEEN HUNDREDS? In the TEXTBOOKS?'

bosnian bbq and made the fellas watch the rob ford doc for my birthday

every time i tune in to listen to city council debate a housing item i slowly become the joker

Feds: we'll give you money if you do X and Y, if you don't we'll take back the funding City: okay Fletcher: "this is blackmail/a threat" ????!??!?!? I hate this city

this is unironically how the website for communauto works

I'm in Dubrovnik for my friend's wedding and the Croatians made me the designated coffee maker so everyone got mad when I slept in today (I have to make like 20 a day) I'm their damn Bosnian coffee slave