Wife walks into my office for the 13th time this morning. She: How much have you written today? Me: Not much. She: What's the problem? Me: I keep getting distracted. She: You need to get off social media.

It’s my birthday today! Going to enjoy the weekend with my family 🎉🥳🎊

If you're a writer and you see this, say hi ❤️

Do you enjoy watching sports?

Did you know laughter boosts your immune system? Just 10–15 minutes of laughing a day can burn calories and reduce stress. What do you know? 🤔

What was the best thing about your week?🤔

Got absolutely soaked in a thunderstorm running from my car to a friend’s house! Insane rain in Maryland! 😆⛈️

I’ve been offered a knighthood but have turned it down because I prefer being a Dark Lord as opposed to a Sir 🖤

If you are ever feeling like you don’t know your place in the universe, just remember: You and the universe came from the same thing. A Big Bang.

Good morning from a very rainy Ireland 🇮🇪 off to work and soaked already 🙈 have a great day take care of each other 💙🤍💚🤍🧡

You be the judge...

If you DNF a book, do you still count it as 'read'?

Goodmorning Twitter!

Good morning, Twitter family! Happy Saturday! I think we grow whenever we learn something new, by becoming educated. Not just when facing challenges. Not just when things aren't easy. Though we grow then too, that's true. Have a wonderful day. Much love to you all. Always. 💜🌼☮️

Good afternoon, friends 🌹 Stunningly beautiful. Norway 🇳🇴 I hope you are having a super stress-free weekend. Much love ❤️ 😍 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘 ❤️

Good morning friends! Happy Saturday! About to run 10 miles with all my running friends! 😁😁

My four day stubble is now as white as it is black. I’ve officially entered my salt and pepper era.

How are you going to spend this precious day? 💙

My favourite conspiracy theory is that mankind will survive.

Matthew The world is a very dark place at the minute its actually frightening