Me, writing an email: I'm using an exclamation point so you know I'm friendly and excited! But now I'm using a period so that you know I'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much!

That glow up tho

Every Christmas Episode in The Office: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 Season 2: Episode 10 Season 3: Episode 10 Season 5: Episode 11 Season 6: Episode 13 Season 7: Episodes 11&12 Season 8: Episode 10 Season 9: Episode 9 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 You’re welcome.

David Dobrik’s giveaway is becoming the red bathing suit part two and I’m SICK of seeing it

I wish there were bars that played #TheBachelor live like they do with sports games. Monday night football, but make it girly: charcuterie, wine, and still a few tackles likely.

I usually wear my glasses, so when I put contacts in I still find myself trying to push up my glasses.... the space between my eyebrows is begging me to stop poking

Cancelling plans is ok. Ordering a venti is ok. Drinking iced coffee in winter is ok. Showing up late with Starbucks is ok. Do what you need to do. 💚

🐕🦴Treat Chow-self! Our very good dogs want to know why they have to sit so politely if their treat cups are empty. We are worried there may be a mutiny soon, friends. 😬Can anyone help with a bag or two off our wishlist? amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls… #wishlistwednesday #treatyoself

Adam: “is today the day we switch our clocks back?” #LeapDay2020

The doctor is in

I’ve been getting a lot of questions from my non-Black friends about how to be a better ally to Black people. I suggest unlearning and relearning through literature as just one good jumping off point, and have broken up my anti-racist reading list into sections:

I have a book where I record funny things my students say. At the end of each year I update it and typically find myself cry laughing as I read through previous years. Here are my top 10.

I’m still making #fabricfacemasks if anyone needs one! $7 + shipping. DM me 💕

Interrupting my 14 month Twitter hiatus to show you my FIANCÉ 🥺💗 I love you 3000 Adam Britton