Like the morning paper.

i’m so glad i learned how to not tweet out of emotion. i used to be on dis btch crashin out 😭

And if my man was broke, I wouldn’t choose him because he wouldn’t have chosen me if I was ugly. Have a blessed day.

a face card can carry a declined body card but a body card can never carry a declined face card

It took an entire year of therapy for me to get where I am now. Some of yall should try it, expeditiously lol

Officially at the age where people ask me if I plan on having kids 😭😭😭

mandatory work boomy

Looking through my IG highlights, I’m so hot, life is good, been good

him: you see how you act me:

i only date sweetiepies cuz wtf is "my bitch" "my shit" are u crazy

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I have this theory that men who never actually settle down fr always become super corny in their later years because they’re still chasing that young lifestyle (and women) that they wouldn’t be chasing if they were married and settled down with a good woman

So you’re telling me chelley raised her two legs up for chris to tongue her down, and then had the nerve to be mad at Huda???? THE AUDACITY!!!!!

I’m glad people are realizing Chelley was the problem the entire time. It was very much giving mean girls energy and this reunion proved it. Huda was 100% clear and transparent. That unseen footage was everything we needed to see, MOVING ON. CASE CLOSED. #loveislandreunion

I find it so strange that no one asked Chelley why she had no energy for Ace, even though he was grabbing Huda’s booty and kissing her all over in that heart rate challenge and didn’t stop it. #LoveIslandUSA

happy september 1st, the most productive night anybody has had in all of recorded human history

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