i fw all types of music, they callin me polyjammerous

watching my door dasher on the lil map get closer to my house

Name an actor with incredible range. I'll go first:

I need my Emotional Support Roommate™ to show up to any event where I know less than 10 people

I’ve got a lot of strength, but I will never bring myself to adjust the temperature in a car that’s not mine

Being in your 20’s is about irresponsibly buying concert tickets

“april fools” so im a fool because you betrayed my trust? im a fool for holding what you say with complete sincerity? i’m not the fool, you are

Shaz 🇵🇸🇺🇦

just cut off a student driver. welcome to the real world bitch

Prayers for Tallahassee.

there needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they're doing

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but women are too emotional right

The President’s disastrous decision to bomb Iran without authorization is a grave violation of the Constitution and Congressional War Powers. He has impulsively risked launching a war that may ensnare us for generations. It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.

so interesting watching love island through your tweets like girl I hope huda is ok I guess

Buddelino’s