LL Bean is short for Live, Laugh, Bean

finally, some honesty that elite freaks see student loans as a way to discipline poor people

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

swinging on the flippity flop

That thing when the for you page shows you a tweet from some red scare twink praying AIDS comes back because you were annoying on a YouTube show, because a bunch of your mutuals liked the tweet. Perfect app, perfect algorithm, will never leave.

Thinking about how Marlene Dietrich made a plan to agree to star in Nazi propaganda so she’d be given a private meeting with Hitler, seduce him, and then murder him in bed. And the only reason she didn’t was because she couldn’t figure out how to hide the weapon if she was naked.

Did you know it’s basically impossible to purchase a gravy boat that actually looks like a boat? Huge missed opportunity imo. Capitalism L.

It is disgusting to watch Eve Barlow minimize violent antisemitism in the US and downplay neo-Nazis as part of her propaganda ploy. Is she justifying fascism? What’s the goal here?

I love it when they announce in advance that they are going to keep moving the goalposts.

I learned today is that a boycott is called a boycott because an English land agent named Charles Boycott was in charge of collecting rent from Irish farmers and he was so unpopular that someone was like “alright, no one acknowledge he exists!” and everyone was like “bet!”

Y'all I just discovered that in return for donating his art collection, John Waters asked the Baltimore Museum of Art to name bathrooms after him.

And they did.

And they're gender-neutral.

You almost have to respect Chris Pratt’s determination to be the absolute worst Chris in Hollywood

you will not believe who the “aging celebrity” in question is

lol - getting pizza slice and the guy in front of me (trying to banter with the cashier) is like “you made mine with extra love right” and the cashier very solemnly and Eastern European accentedly said “it’s made with normal amount pepperoni”

ten years as an antiquarian, hearing nothing but 'my relative kept these untouched in a box their whole life but they died, and I don't want this stuff' has radicalized me. annotate the books. use the china. wear the clothes until they wear out. your life should not be a museum

You (just fell out of a coconut tree): The Cut is really reaching new heights these days!
Me (knows I exist in the context of all that came before me): You are like a little baby. Look at this.

thecut.com/2014/11/what-i…

Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

What a weird way to admit you’ve never watched HBO even one (1) time

It's so funny that we are debating this as the choice between ghosting and radical honesty when the real issue is that it's rude as fuck to tell someone you're putting them on the back-burner.