Imagine thinking a coach who’s won the Bundesliga is no better than a coach who’s never won a thing and failed in every job he’s had? Brexit pundits, these two. #Lampard

A sign that symbolised how bonkers it all was.

Follow the science.

Gutted about today but it’s been a great season. Not interested in what the neighbours do from here on out, time to rest up, recruit and come back strong next year. Good times are back! #MUFC #ManchesterUnited

My biggest takeaway from this whole sorry affair? Those designing lockdown rules, having access to all information, clearly didn't think it was required. They lived with no fear of the virus, yet spent billions of our money petrifying the country into submission. Unforgivable.

Woke Translator: 2023 Edition Hate = disagreement Far right = conservative Racist = white conservative White supremacist = conservative (any race) Fascist = conservative Gender = personality + preference Transphobia = acknowledging biological reality Gender affirmation =

Sinead seems like the kind of person who always has her hand out for money.

🚨 | BREAKING: Just Stop Oil protestors have been surrounded by “Just Stop Pissing Everyone Off” protestors - preventing them from marching in the road

Back to back €100m+ signings in consecutive summers but he'll pretend like he's the manager of the most broke club ever and he's working miracles on a shoestring budget

I know if you look at Twitter for 10 minutes it seems like the world is full of weird, angry, narcissistic, freaks. But there are nearly 8 billion people on the planet and most of them are still pretty nice & normal. Go for a walk. It's lovely. (Maybe carry a big stick though😂)

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If you went to #NYCC2023 and you’re the person who found my wife’s purse and decided to spend all of her money on her debit card.. just know you’ve taken food directly from our baby daughter. You’re pond scum and you’ll get what’s coming to you.

I hate VAR.

Imagine waking up and remembering you’re still this guy. He has my pity.

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Hard to disagree with this.

My mind becomes ever more blown that INEOS wanted Southgate each time I watch England play. So limp dicked. #EURo2024

Can’t wait for absolutely nothing to happen.