Giant animatronic gorillas are far more frightening when they are speaking in German. This is a fact.

Job Fair tomorrow is hiring on the spot. Suddenly, multiple facial piercings and tattoos seem like a poor idea...

Is back to bartending! Ah, sweet emotion.

Can't ever think of anything witty and thought provoking when I open up twitter.

The 4 year old is singing "TNT" and I am pretty sure that is one of the signs. Of what, I'm not sure.

That would be "TNT" by ACDC, I was just informed that there are multiple songs by that name?

You know who eats chili dogs for dinner? Me and Sonic the Hedgehog.

Currently animal-free. And oh, what a feeling it is.

Dreamed of falling elevators, signaled impending doom.

Thinking "don't panic" tattoo is very real-world applicable for me, personally.

Perhaps in my wrist so I can look at it often and remind myself...

Listening to Germans make the sounds of old American pop songs while drinking is probably one of the best times to be had.

Now owns a small, vibrating jet engine. Life is good.

TODAY IS TOWEL DAY! DON'T PANIC.

SCREW YOU, TRICARE DENTISTS! MY MOUTH FUCKING HURTS!

Drunk Rockband and pina coladas and weird European pizzas and homemade vodka... I love mi frijoles.

some dude just ran onto the court during the French Open with a towel. Didn't even get naked.

I feel strangely cheated by the lack of man chicken in this tennis match.

Matt is gone - I didn't get to say goodbye. I didn't get to tell him that he was an amazing person, or that we were ultimately lucky.

Going home tomorrow - I sure do miss Germany.