I thought threatening the president was a crime

STFU

Basically, you want to beat off because your wife is tired of your bullshit.

TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN TIMEOUT! WITH A BOX OF LEGOS

People keep talking about The Batman but I wanna point out that this isn’t the opening for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 either

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked Gal Gadot and she said “KAL-EL NOOOOO!”

I can't get over the fucking dedicated ragebait monkeys in the new Superman film

THIS dude. This is was masculinity is to me. God I hope Superman helps shepherd this kind of manliness into the world. "Be strong enough to be gentle."

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009)

ancaps: i want to be allowed to rape animals anarchists: i think you shouldn't be able to do that actually ancaps: SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT LEFT!!!

Sybau

would you call him a clanker? 💔

ISRAEL WILL FALL

Yay my owner is back! That other guy was boring.

End Wokeness Dang even YOU are turning on Trump? This is great.

dropped my phone in the ooze

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