Please God,one more day! HH

We’re beach maxing this weekend. We’re getting sun and swimming and drinking Mai Tais. Simple really.

I bring a sort of severe and jarring tanline vibe to the function

It’s off-white polo day or as I like to call it, first-things-first-spill-cold-brew-on-yourself day

Your home should be a maze of precarious hard cornered objects at shin and head height. You should be navigating carefully at all times… booby trap maxing.

Mark Ruwedel

One of my workplaces has a lot of student groups come through during the school year. During the summer they host teacher trainings. The teachers are far more disruptive of the peace.

At the fancy car wash again

You can buy 10 pound bags of pebble ice from Sonic. This information will be useful to you someday.

Like I said, burn it down

I like to test my mind meld with the universe by intuiting the 2FA numbers before looking at the text

Got a new wide angle Zeiss lens it’s over for you hoes

Do I have to fight the old head at my gym who keeps asking my wife if she’s latina?

Ronan Farrow celebrating the "Orwellian themes" of Brazil with a straight face is dark

Infohazard? Oh, you mean like an email?

Hail Beherit