These are the devil’s eyes…

I SPENT ALL OF MY WAGES ON HATS

“At least it wasn’t drugs this time” :)

Crazy is my middle name. Cara Crazy Carnage. Actually it’s Dalia. But close enough!

I have an 8,000 IQ. It’s a scientific FACT

A WINNER IS CARA! AHAHAHAHAAAAA

The only thing I’m guilty of is being too AWESOME! and several war crimes

I got the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza” mixed up and now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia. It also may have something to do with the many crimes i committed…

Zzz… ZzZz… Hm? Wha? I’M UP! I’M UP! Yes! Wrestle time! Cara do the wrestles!

A WINNER IS CARA! CARA BOTH TITLES! CBT!

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New victims:)

THERE WAS NEVER ANY DOUBT! I KNEW I WOULD RETAIN MY TITLE, YOU KNOW I WOULD RETAIN MY TITLE, EVERYBODY KNEW THAT I- What? I lost? I took the pin? …Rats…

PRETTY PRETTY SHINY SHINY GIMME GIMME GIMME

Ohheyilosewhatabummerillbebackbutrightnowigottarunokaybye!!!!

YOU’LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!!!!!!