I keep getting targeted ads for hair loss treatments and it’s like dude…please… I’m already crying on the bathroom floor, why u gotta keep gunning for me?

I want royalties Pete

Kendrick really is something else, like holy shit

It's the 9PM Friday Show - every month with London's snazziest comedians. May 20th at the Etcetera Theatre in Camden. #fridaynight #camden #comedy #londoncomedy

London's snazziest improvisers (plus a special guest) bring the funnies to Camden each month. May 20th at the Etcetera Theatre. Come, lest ye drown in FOMO. #improv #fridaynight #londoncomedy

Yo this is coming up Friday, legit even if you’ve got plans you can work it round this! 9pm in Camden on a Friday is the place to beeeee

THE 9PM FRIDAY SHOW - JUNE EDITION Your monthly dose of improvised comedy and more at the Etcetera Theatre This month's special guest is the creator of Flushed Away and notorious liar Finn Murphy. Tickets are available now (link in bio) #improvcomedy #londoncomedy #fridaynight

London's snazziest improvisers are bringing something funny to a double-bill of the 9pm Friday Show this August 12th & 19th at Museum of Comedy camden.ssboxoffice.com/events/the-din… Dinner Daddies

The first show in our August double-bill at the Museum of Comedy. Join the Dinner Daddies for an hour of made-up comedy, with stand-up from our special guest Lorna Rose Treen!

So this gonna be a day off or what?

Go back from whence you came

You either die a hero or live long enough to become a Stewart Lee joke

Uh-oh! We've done another episode! This time it's the amazing Anand Sankar! We think you'll love his dream job, links below: Spotify: spotify.link/rEC2VOLuWDb Apple: podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/ep-… Amazon: music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/23c4e…

My king. You deserved so much more. Horrendously let down by people with just a fraction of your intelligence. Won’t find a better game played no matter how many times they run this show. What a man. #TheTraitors

I have Imposter Syndrome. By that, I mean I disguised myself as a whimsical housekeeper in order to gain access to my ex-wife’s house and tried to sabotage her blossoming romance with Pierce Brosnan.

I’m now at that point in my life where having a large cup of coffee feels like I’m on meth.

The only reason I would want to be famous is to go on Richard Osman’s House of Games and fucking dominate!